Jillian Michaels is a tool of Satan.

I did level 1 of her 30 day shred workout this evening, and now my arms barely work well enough for me to type. I did this workout for a few days a couple months back, and then I abandoned it. I've got to stick with it this time - I saw a side view picture of myself taken last summer and my middle section disgusted me. It's time to do something about it. Thirty days really isn't that long, and it's only a 20 minute workout. I'm not that lazy that I can't do that every day.

So here's hoping by June 19th, I'll feel entirely different and be able to do bicycle crunches without cursing at the television.

Or at her for being so evil.