Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I'm having "Outbreak" flashbacks.

All this talk of swine flu and pandemics has got me thinking about that movie Outbreak. That movie scared the bejeezus out of me. I'm already germ-phobic enough, but this is making me a hundred times more paranoid. I walked into the restroom at work this morning and someone was sniffling and coughing and it smelled like menthol. I tried to hold my breath for as long as possible without turning blue and fainting. My hand-washing has been kicked into overdrive and I'm cautious of anyone coughing or sneezing. Which, during this allergy season, is proving to be too much.

Does anyone have a surgical mask and a bottle of bleach they're not using?

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